March 2012
Tomorrow is self-harm awareness day. Reblog if...
Never quit because something went wrong. Only quit...
When you grow up you start to appreciate the...
LIKE NAP TIME
90’S CARTOONS
AND BASIC MATH
I'm not ignoring you, I'm just waiting to see if...
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Call a girl pretty: She'll probably smile.
Call a girl hot: She'll probably laugh.
Call a girl beautiful: She'll probably melt a little and inside.
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
February 2012
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